Total Medals Earned: 5,302 (From 1,014 different games.) Total Medal Score: 88,710 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (60/165 points)
90% or more in perception
87% or more in reactions
90% or more in multitasking
85% or above in coordination
90% or more in memory
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/450 points)
break the box with your head at a high speed
To increase the number of cartridges
Double somersault without touching the ground
Decrease the air resistance maximally
Fly high above the ground
To maximize stamina
To improve the passability
To hit the object at a high speed
To improve the speed maximally
Destroy 3 enemies with one shot
To enhance the weapon maximally
To perform all the stunts
To decrease power consumption maximally
To perform a triple somersault without touching the ground
Save the girl
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (30/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/245 points)
Never Earned A Medal: Just to take up space
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do - Benjamin Franklin
Half the world is composed of idiots
Cup of Coffee
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)
Get 5 coins
Die 100 times
Complete 30 levels
The medal that deserves its own game!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/455 points)
Last longer than 1 minute in a single run.
Use all 4 powerups in a single run.
Pop 250 bullets in a single run.
Go 30 seconds without popping a single bubble.
Pop 750 bullets in a single run.
Infect 8 bubbles with 1 red bullet.
Bounce 1 green bullet off 15 bubbles.
Last longer than 5 minutes in difficult.
Last longer than 5 minutes in onslaught.
Finish the normal course without dying.
Last longer than 5 minutes in invisible challenge.
Finish the difficult course without dying.
Medals Earned: 4/19 (20/395 points)
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
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Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).